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| Santa singh: which is the most
painful delivery in world? Banta singh: sunny deol ki maa ki. Santa: wo kaise? Banta: wo nikla gaddi le ke |
| ##A#*%%?##%) )?D**%#%%!.!& #-#V!=!=D%g#%” T$#&*DON$*&%^ ^%$#&&^%*#$%$# ^*&^#%*(#$%*@# #$%#%$&#$*%%#@ Don ka message padhna muskil hi nahin, namunkin bhi hai. |
| Kamaal Ke Nakhre Tere Ajib Tera StYLe Hai... Moun Dhone Ki Tameez Nahi Aur Haatho Mein MOBILE Hai |
| Yaad hai hum pehli baar kahan
miley they...train ruki.......khidki khuli.......nazron se nazren mili .........aur app ne kaha ..........Allah ke naam pe dede BABA:-D |
| Pyaar ke jaam ko aise na piya,
ki aadha piya aur adha chhod diya, yaaron ye pyaar hai pyaar, nahi koi VIM BAAR, jo thoda sa lagaya or bas ho gaya |
| Biryani khany ki dua neet karta
hon main 4plate biryani ki wasty 15 say 20 botion kay bamay zarda rayta aur salad ky mun mera deeg ki traff Bismillah... |
| Girl:m tumhry lye sub kuch chor
du gi Boy: ma baap Girl:Yes Boy: khana penna Girl: Yes Boy: sari dunya Girl: Yes Boy:Star Plus Girl: Chalo Chalo apni shakal dekhi hai |
| yeh sulagta huwa jism, yeh kapkapaty huwy hont, yeh thartarata huwa bada, yeh larkharate huwe awaz, uffff.. mujhey pehly say shak tha kah tum charse ho. |
| Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa
chahiye tumhain Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge |
| Boy : Chalo Darling, jungle
main chaltey hain .... Girl : Nahi tum tanhai mian ghalat faida uthaoo gey ... Boy : Nahi DArling Allah ki kasam kuch nahi karoon ga ... Girl : Haaaa haye, jab kuch karna he nahi to jungle main jaanay ka kiya faida. |
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