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Santa Banta Sms Messages
| An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do. SMS Category: Santa Banta SMS |
| Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave
him the flag. Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye. SMS Category: Santa Banta SMS |
| Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open
mouth. A: Because Doctor has advised him: 'Aaj Light Khana hai!' SMS Category: Santa Banta SMS |
| Santa suffering from constipation, sitting on toilet seat:
Ooonh, oooonh, oohh.... nee aaja marjaniye main tenu khan ta ni laga. SMS Category: Santa Banta SMS |
| Banta: J tu dasde ki is bag vich ki hai tan sare ande tere,
j tu dasde kine ne tan 8 de 8 tere, te j tu dasde ki kidhe ne tan oh murgi v
teri. Santa: Koi hint? SMS Category: Santa Banta SMS |
| Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman SMS Category: Santa Banta SMS |
| Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao." SMS Category: Santa Banta SMS |
| American: In our country , marriage even takes place with
email. Santa: In India, it is only with a female. SMS Category: Santa Banta SMS |
| Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to
you...... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye, Ill marry you NEXT YEAR. SMS Category: Santa Banta SMS |
| Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua? Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai. SMS Category: Santa Banta SMS |
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